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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 56 points 2 days ago (9 children)
[–] foggy@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Homie I'm a millennial and I was able to ride my bike to school in the 2nd grade. Just needed to show them I had a helmet and knew my hand signals. I didn't know my hand signals but my mom told me before I went to take the test.

This probably even mortifies older Gen Z folk.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Who's "them" and what is "the test"?

You needed a licence to drive a bicycle?

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

School.

Hand signals.

No. Permission.

Schools are in loco parentis , and designate how to handle things mime these.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

With a term like that, it's not weird to link Wikipedia, but I actually would've understood it without it as well.

But here in Finland schools aren't in loco parentis for the trip to and from school. Only while school's in. That's why for instance schools here couldn't sanction pupils for fighting on the way home.

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