this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Tehdastehdas@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The solution is being honest instead of hinting.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like "my parents aren't home" isn't even hinting. It's downright obvious.

[–] Tehdastehdas@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

If you know the saying. Anon heard it the first time.

[–] Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca 2 points 22 hours ago

"HeY yOu WaN ComE TO My HoUsE aND FuCK?"