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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon's first job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Nino477@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Post the full story

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 26 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Is there more to it?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

same thing happened to me

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, it’s pretty common.

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

RIP in peace

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago

Happens

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago

yeah, this is the prequel to...

sir, this is a Wendy's.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

If this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Nah, we'd start with some weird ranting about merch.