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[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 110 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

OP should take a statistical physics course to learn the difference between distinguishable and undistinguishable particles and its implications.

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 58 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

here you go!

your receipt

your md5 hash proving this is indeed a fully uncorrupted chicken sandwich...

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Hey man, the cheese is glitched on my burger!

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 4 points 10 months ago

Check sum dose not match on my end. The sandwiches shifted in the bag.

[–] green_copper@kbin.earth 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Really, md5 in this day and age? If I don't get by order with at least SHA256 I'm out of here.

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

The SHA256 machine is out of order, buddy. Try the place up the street. Theirs is working.

coincidentally, the ice cream machine wasn't working, either

[–] Zuriz@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear: Got called up for serving an entangled sandwich pair.

[–] shroomato@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The best I can do is make a sandwich that simultaneously has and doesn't have tomatoes in it.

[–] TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Or get into NFTs? That community would gladly overexplain the term "fungibility" to you. Just give your wallet to someone you trust for safekeeping while you do your research.

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Are we sure they even understand that concept themselves?

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 76 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Could have gave them 2 normal ones, 1 3rd one wo tomatoes.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Glad there are "normal" "people" around "here".

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 41 points 10 months ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Does McDonald’s even put tomato on their chicken sandwich?

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 35 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Not if you tell them not to. But probably also not otherwise.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Which one shouldn't I put it on?

[–] don@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

Whichever one you trust the most.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I always ask them not to put a leprechaun on mine.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago

Not if you want leprechauns. Chances are small already, but this would sink them further.

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 18 points 10 months ago

I don't eat at McDonalds but I looked it up. They do have tomatoes with the Deluxe McCrispy.

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

One chicken sandwich without tomatoes.

Chicken sandwiches don't have tomatoes on them.

Good, because i don't want them

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In my experiences, most places with a chicken sandwich have a basic, no topping sandwich, and one they call "deluxe" "supreme" or whatever strengthening adjective you choose, which has lettuce, tomato, mayo, etc.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

This sounds correct, but I have a sample size of one since I only order chicken sandwiches from Chik-fil-a and I haven't been to McDonalds in over a decade.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

The chicken sandwiches that are actual chicken—as opposed to the McChicken which is a patty—do come with lettuce, tomato, and mayo (I think).

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

McDonald's varies wildly across countries and time periods, impossible to say without knowing when and where this happened.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

This happened in fairytale land.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

Depending on when this was posted it could be about the crispy chicken they had before the mccrispy. Artisan something?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 33 points 10 months ago

This is so endearing

[–] Nino477@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 26 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, it’s pretty common.

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

RIP in peace

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago
[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago

yeah, this is the prequel to...

sir, this is a Wendy's.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

If this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Nah, we'd start with some weird ranting about merch.