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As an SUV driver in Appalachia, I’ve mostly only injured pedestrians.
Anecdotal, I know. I’ve only killed 2 people. What’s the average?
Now I won’t sleep for fear of jinxing myself.
Being human is stupid.
please be kidding because otherwise im a terrible person to have laughed my ass off to this 😂
Of course I’m kidding lol.
Obviously you’re kidding. You said you drive in Appalachia. Yet, you are so clearly a seal. Driving by the beach, okay maybe I could see that, but mountains? Is there even anything for seals to do in Appalachia?
Why do you think I’m so angry? I’ve never even seen the ocean!
Am I being wooshed, and if no, wtf? When did killing even one person become an "only" occurrence?
My wife mowed down this guy once in downtown ottawa. We still have the commemorative dent on the hood :)