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[–] Borger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 64 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Ah yes, everybody has that one drawer to keep pies in.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 72 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

nothing ever happens.

surely the woman that got dressed up made up etc before the dude comes over could put a pie in a drawer

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think the pies they use to smack your face are usually just whip cream too

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Whip cream on a flexible paper plate, yes.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago

I usually use key lime pies in a borosilicate pie plate. Blood really goes well with the tartness of the limes.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 31 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I have a drawer i keep the things that stop cream pies in.

They never leave the drawe

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

By the emperor...!

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago

That was so fine. Top notch.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I mean, they are a professional clown, they prpbably have weirder drawers.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself. I keep mine in a safe.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

That's just responsible pie ownership