Batman

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[–] Batman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

look at Mister 7 minutes over here. the Olympics called they want their stamina back

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

i keep putting books in front of my girlfriend like a moonstone, but it never works.

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

I do get that this is the real differentiator to businesses in a chat app. how much it spies on employees. we need to unionize yesterday in tech

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

yeah dude, fuck you OP

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

it looped back atleast

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As a math major who passed all entry exams, spent nearly a year cold emailing and applying it seems more appropriate to steer stats students toward data science at this point.

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

a fulfilled life

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

similar game play to goose game, but your a penguin, trying to break into the research station and act like you belong for as long as possible. as you always wanted to be an academic.

your penguin might do things like choose recordings from a tape recorder to convince your "colleuges" in a conversation (they sound like the peanuts teacher though) that you are one of them. wearing cute costumes to blend in (lab coat, twead sweater, glasses, etc). if you are caught doing penguin things (waddling, eating raw fish, etc) you are kicked out as the lab has a strict no penguins policy.

if your duration in the lab exceeds the top x % on a weekly leader board you get accepted in to a school and the game moves to a school setting. except your penguin is competing with a mix of other penguins (other players) and actual students (npcs) to stay in the program. you can collect recordings in your recorder and change costumes. you can understand other peguins, but the actual students again sound garbled. if your likeability score gets low enough it is discovered youre a penguin and you get thrown out, as the school has a strict no peguin policy. you are released in the icy wasteland and you have to start your academic career over. if you last long enough in school you graduate the game gives you an nft which can be submitted on a website to verify, which you can brag about in the real world! you have an nft!

if you log in after this your Penguin is stuck in an office with students saying garbled things, you play your recorder, they always accept what you say as you have tenure. you can look out the windows at children playing. raising the question did your penguin really want to get in to academia, to be accepted, or something else...

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

what do they think the force is that the military is projecting?

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

number one, lets play

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

hear me out, a show like picard but for ds9. this is what odos like?

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

this strategy seems to have worked well for Greenland and Canada. Grey rocking at an International scale.

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