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[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

His real parents, or his human adopted parents? Because I'm not so sure he ever had a chance to see his real parents fuck. Not unless they taped it and left it on one of those crystals in his fortress of solitude. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[โ€“] Bgugi@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Adoptive ๐Ÿ‘ parents ๐Ÿ‘ are ๐Ÿ‘ real ๐Ÿ‘ parents ๐Ÿ‘

But yeah, he definitely saw Johnathan slamming that midwussy.

[โ€“] scytale@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How does one do the clapping thing in real life? Do you clap along with every word, or alternate between word and clap?

[โ€“] Bgugi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Either at the start of each word or to accentuate each syllable.