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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon wipes his ass (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 day ago by AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Anything, just anything else but to wash your bum.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you seriously prefer using your sink than cleaning yourself with a wet wipe?

[–] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ha, using the sink and scrubbing with the toothbrush.

You were joking, right? Right?

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago

of course

how else would you wash it if not with a toothbrush?