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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

just have a trash can in the bathroom. idk why people are against doing that

[–] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Anything, just anything else but to wash your bum.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you seriously prefer using your sink than cleaning yourself with a wet wipe?

[–] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ha, using the sink and scrubbing with the toothbrush.

You were joking, right? Right?

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago

of course

how else would you wash it if not with a toothbrush?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yum, a garbage can full of shit wipes.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

eating is not reccommended.

also youre supposed to put a bag so that its easier to take out without touching the shit. do you not know how garbage cans work or what? are they not used where you live? i'm genuinely curious.

I’m Oscar the motherfucking grouch.