this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2024
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> Sees happy people
> Immediate reaction is wanting to kill them
"Why am I always alone? :("
btw you can put two spaces after a line for it to actually skip to the next one
like
this
(there are two spaces after the word "like")
(if you need any more information to understand this thing please ask, i'll be happy to help :D)
Just google markdown if you haven't
Thanks, satan
My app bugged out a bit.
They already appeared as multiple lines on my client, but I've added two spaces, thanks.
thats weird, for me it didnt. you're welcome though!
Anon just needs to find himself someone as miserable as him, problem solved!
Normalized jealousy.
This is not the only reason a person is alone, right? I am also alone, but I don't think I want to kill others for that
No, everyone who is alone is so because they want to commit murder.
Source: am alone
Remember: boardrooms, not classrooms.
Decent human beings, when confronted with the stark contrast between other people's happiness and our own pathetic misery, feel suicidal, not homicidal