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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] Norgur@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"You got to understand this, Kim: It's not because you are incompetent, but because you are annoying, your 'problems' go on everybody's nerves and no one likes you. You do understand that, don't you?"

"Yes, Captain. Sorry for asking."

"No worries, Kim. Now off with you on this ~~suicide mission on a hell-like planet~~ mission to find vital supplies."

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 7 points 1 year ago

"Ok." blows up Voyager with Paris and gets back to Earth, where he gets promoted