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$100 Description 20 chairs for sale.There are holes in the middle of each of them because of personal project.Can use for refurbishing or anything you like.$100 OBO **PLEASE STOP INBOXING ME ASKING WHAT THE PERSONAL PROJECT IS! THATS WEIRD!

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[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would help prevent the muffling effect you get from a cushion. If you were really feeling creative you could attach some kind of trumpet to the hole.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

or possibly a metal bowl for a premium echo

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or an elaborate series of pipes.

I can see how experimentation like this could easily lead to 20 chairs with holes in them. Now I just want to know if he found the perfect addition - perhaps a tuba or an Alpine.horn or a vuvuzela.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

finally put it all together, they’re trying to recreate this for less flexible people

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah ha, it's silly to expect people to bend in half to.hold the bum trumpets, far better to cut a hole in a chair and fix the trumpet to the underside (but not the bottom - jumbling up.your terms could be a dis-arse-ter).

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good work, everyone, we figured it out, job well done.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Another mystery solved on Lemmy.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

why choose? just have a whole brass section

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

it’s all making sense now