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Anon's strict mom (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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The fuck?

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why not simply overflow her with your cum tissues? She’s your mom, so you should know her inside and out, so her buffer should be accessible. I ask for 257 tissues every day and my mom has no idea

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I like that this implies that OP's mom uses an 8 bit counting system

I'm imagining her at a super expensive restaurant getting a bill for like $547 and thinking "wow, this only cost $35!"

[–] amon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Mom uses uint64 sorry