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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

All white sand is fish poop and rocks are ancient teeth

[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You forgot: Mostly our drinking water was (is) dinosaurs (and many others species) piss.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's sort of like why W. C. Fields refused to drink water. "Fish fuck in it."

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I don't drink water because that's what my food drinks! I always say that just before I down a 2lb cheeseburger with no vegetables (that's what my food eats) and then pass out for the night.

My doctor says that when my heart beats, it sounds less like "lub dub" and more like "squish squash."

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I think in Fields' case, it was more of an excuse for alcoholism. Not that he felt an excuse was necessary.