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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

with my sons

Fuck, he has multiplied

[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If only 🤔

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

I like that giants' teeth don’t have roots. That’s probably why they’re everywhere.

[–] terry_jerry@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

I was gunna comment that this man might have strayed a bit far from his main quest line, but he signed off on that post as "Center Star" so I think it's safe to say he's right on track.

[–] inbeesee@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

This would be such a cute thing if he were only being cheeky and a good dad.

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are all rocks actually teeth, or are all teeth actually rocks?

[–] federalreverse@feddit.org 1 points 10 months ago

You can test by applying the minty paste with a little brush: If it foams, it's a tooth.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

All white sand is fish poop and rocks are ancient teeth

[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You forgot: Mostly our drinking water was (is) dinosaurs (and many others species) piss.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's sort of like why W. C. Fields refused to drink water. "Fish fuck in it."

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I don't drink water because that's what my food drinks! I always say that just before I down a 2lb cheeseburger with no vegetables (that's what my food eats) and then pass out for the night.

My doctor says that when my heart beats, it sounds less like "lub dub" and more like "squish squash."

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I think in Fields' case, it was more of an excuse for alcoholism. Not that he felt an excuse was necessary.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So those are just normal rocks right? Why does he think they're teeth? Is that just a fun story he made up for his kids maybe?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He wouldn't be posting it in a group about "giants" if it was just a fun story for his kids.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he's trolling them? I'm probably being to generous...

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

There is a cross section of Christian fundies who think that the earth was covered in giants because of David and Goliath.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think that's more a Nephilim thing but honestly, who knows with those people?

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Well yeah, but Goliath is the giant most people have heard of.

[–] inbeesee@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

This is correct. The Bible talks about giant people all the time. In creationism conventions they'll talk about all the evidence for giant people all the time (Beware).