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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is devilish (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

True Chaotic Evil:

2 extra nuggets for one kid, 1 short for the other.

Let the games begin.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That’s easier to rectify. The parent will just take one and give it to the other so there’s an equal amount. But with an odd number you either have to go Solomon or pick a kid, or eat it yourself and draw both their ire.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's the kind of sacrifice I will take upon myself if it can teach my kids a lesson.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Better yet, give them the option on how to deal with it, and if they can't reach a deal in some time frame, eat it yourself. Throwing it in the trash makes them both feel like nobody wins, but me eating it means I win and they both lose.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Fuck the milgram experiment i wanna watch this!