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Anon makes a troubling connection (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Rabbits can be trained to use a litterbox. When is the last time you saw a human using a litterbox?

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you ever seen a toilet?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I havent seen an episode of MTV Cribs since 2005.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don’t follow furry fetish stuff, personally, so never

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm quite literally sitting on one as I read this. Been trained to do so since day one.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Day one?? It took me years

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 5 points 1 day ago

We have them in all of the classrooms of our schools!

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Wasn’t that on an episode of Jackass?