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[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 66 points 1 day ago (5 children)

They only people I know who play 40k are obsessed with Orks. Dunno what kind of person that makes them, but at least they aren't nazis.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 16 hours ago

It's my understanding that orks are the most luck based faction, so they are either chill people or cheaters that fix dice rolls.

[–] atempuser23@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

The lore around 40k Orks is hilarious

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 40 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It might be the same phenomenon as bimbofication / puppygirl stuff, where one longs to be released from the responsibility of thinking

[–] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago

Also known as "Waaaaaaagh"

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

where one longs to be released from the responsibility of thinking

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

I have plenty of experience there

We got football, pints and coke for that, mate

Wait a minute

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago

That makes them fun

[–] LNSS@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

If I were a 40k player I would a Necron simp.