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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

20 years of virginity are rookie numbers, I'm getting those wizard powers at 30

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 6 hours ago

Same soon. It's just fate. I was AeroAce until recently to add to the funny, and panicked because I will cross a threshold, then changed my mind lol!

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Be careful to keept it then. My people are watching. If you lose your Virginity there go the powers.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 2 points 5 hours ago

I was 24 when a harlot stole my precious seed and robbed me of the promise of the mystic arts.

[–] TheGreenWizard@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 hours ago

The council watches with great interest.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 hours ago

you don't have to worry, my virginity is safe