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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon wants $3 million (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No no no. Chop chop master onion head taught me everything I need to know.

Kick punch it's all in the mind, if ya wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find, the things I teach ya are sure to beat ya! Nevertheless you get a lesson from teacher! Now...

KICK!

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Step on the gas.
...O....O...O....X..