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[โ€“] trolololol@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Pwffft they're trying to break it with their feet, so cute.

In Brazil they wrap ATM s in chains and rip them off using trucks. Then take the ATM to a safe house and bust it open. That is happening since 1990s.

I was surprised when I saw someone doing the same in Australia, with a constructions site digger. I think it was last year.

Conclusion: Brazil exports crime ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's the standard practice in most countries- if you take the whole unit you can break into it later!

Unless your partner in crime is a SKANK!

[โ€“] licheas@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

we had a rash of people doing that to ATMs in the US, too.

[โ€“] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 209 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Story goes that it was only up for an incredibly brief window (heh) and that tools were disallowed for all of the pre-screened participants of the competition. Supposedly, even with all of these measures in place, something still went wrong with the glass, causing the competition to run short.

[โ€“] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Why even participate in online discussion

[โ€“] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 43 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[โ€“] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This was a good reminder to check a link before to click

[โ€“] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

URL check saves me once again. I can't believe how many people just raw dog links.

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[โ€“] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You should be able to bust it open using liquid nitrogen and warn water. I don't think that the glass is made for being able to tank temperature differences of over 200ยฐC

[โ€“] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

A crowbar to the side is what eventually broke it open.

[โ€“] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 56 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)
[โ€“] Carl@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The marketing stunt came to a halt after just one day when the security guard noticed the metal frame of the glass case had been weakened from the constant barrage of physical pressure.

Why not just let people keep going until someone breaks the frame? Still makes for a good marketing blurb - "the iron broke before the glass did!"

[โ€“] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago

Because they didnโ€™t actually want to give away any of their money. Weโ€™re toys for them and they made us dance

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[โ€“] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

thanks for the article, it seems there are rules that you can only kick the glass too, that's why everyone is kicking it.

[โ€“] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago

Ya for sure. No rules and a true $3M prize will have a group of us with jeeps and winches pulling it apart in 30min

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[โ€“] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This sounds like an absolutely terrible idea. Aside from the people that will hurt themselves trying to break that glass, it's a public bus stop. People will hurt bystanders and damage the bus stop and make it in general a place no one wants to be because of idiots constantly hurling stuff around or kicking it while you're trying to wait for the bus.

[โ€“] bier@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

If I was driving the bus I would just brake a little too late when arriving at that stop.

[โ€“] DemBoSain@midwest.social 52 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Bulletproof glass, but they didn't allow tools? Is this the company that made glass for the cybertruck?

Thatโ€™s the point.

They didnโ€™t want anyone to be actually able to get the money.

[โ€“] Comment105@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

3M bulletproof* glass.

*kickproof

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[โ€“] Etterra@discuss.online 99 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I wish they did this right now. Breaking through bulletproof glass is easy with the right tools. A flying dropkick is not one of them.

[โ€“] Maalus@lemmy.world 62 points 3 days ago (13 children)

The gimmick was you couldn't do it with tools.

[โ€“] Valmond@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago

You can't use anything at all if it's effective actually.

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[โ€“] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 36 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I think they limited you to only being able to kick it

[โ€“] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

What is the point then. I'd be pissed if someone was able to break a regular window by kicking it. If you have to prove that your bullet proof glass can stand up to kicks I'm not going to be confident in your product. Let people bring their own shit and show what it would take to get through it. You know, unless it sucks, which I assume to be the actual case here.

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[โ€“] olafurp@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And no one went up to it with an angle grinder? Pretty sure you can cut it with a diamond blade.

[โ€“] licheas@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

the plastic in the lamination would foul it.

Personally.... I would have gotten a hammer-drill and put a chisle bit on it. It'll take time but you'll get there. Alternatively, I'd attack the seam around it (Cutter spreader should take that nicely.) (you can rent a hammer drill for like... 50 bucks. and I know you can rent various types of cutter spreaders, too.)

[โ€“] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

If my memory is correct there's a guard just out of frame that was preventing that stuff.

[โ€“] Delphia@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Go on facebook marketplace, buy cheapest car near me that runs rhe have "car accident" in the wee hours.

[โ€“] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your comment is the fifth from the top in my view. And I had already decided to crash a car without airbags into the sign. Why wait for the wee hours? Just do itยฎ

[โ€“] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Legit? Theres been several incidences worldwide of people driving cars into crowds of people and I dont want to get accused of domestic terrorism or have to beat a bunch of public endangerment charges in court.

I mean its 3 MILLION DOLLARS! but its also only 3 million dollars. If I have to replace the bus stop, pay a bunch of lawyer fees, have my licence revoked for a year or two, possibly have charges on my record that would make it hard to get a job... Its "life just got a lot easier" money but not quite "Set for life"

Theres been several incidences worldwide of people driving cars into crowds of people and I dont want to get accused of domestic terrorism or have to beat a bunch of public endangerment charges in court.

OK, that's true, I hadn't considered that part of it. But as I said it was a quite fast idea.

[โ€“] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 79 points 3 days ago (16 children)

I call BS. There are still tools and ways you could easily break through it. Plenty of which are far better than just kicking it.

[โ€“] ch00f@lemmy.world 101 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There was a guard. It was only $500. People were invited to kick it, but it was monitored.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/3m-marketing-scheme/

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[โ€“] NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Find a spark plug, crumble, embed in shoe sole by stepping on it, jumpkick glass, become legend.

[โ€“] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (6 children)

That helps with the glass, but bulletproof glass uses multiple polymer layers and tempered glass layers alternating.

So you would only get through the top glass layer and do nothing to the polymer layers or 2nd layer of glass.

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[โ€“] AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If it was done in Australia, I reckon the 3 mil wouldnt last 24 hours. Possible tools I'd say would be used are :- 1) Ute 2) Bobcat 3) Backhoe & 4) Bulldozer, not necessarily in that order.....

[โ€“] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This was a marketing gimmick, they had guards to make sure no one actually broke it

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[โ€“] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 51 points 3 days ago

PR, only installed for the photoshoot, if that.

[โ€“] Pulptastic@midwest.social 12 points 3 days ago

Some of those Minnesota studded shoes would help. Canโ€™t go slipping on the ice, can we, best to be prepared.

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