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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago (11 children)

The arabs and the jews hate each other. The blacks and the whites hate each other. The japanese hate all outsiders. The russians just hate. Just everybody.

Then there's the religious wars. The land expansion wars. The "fuck you for shooting my pig" war. (No really, that happened. Although my description is a bit......oversimplified.)

You got all these wars, all these murders, all this hate. Now the shootings are happening from kids at school. Hate from pre-puberty until you reach your casket. However fast that may be.

And who does the capybara hate? Nobody. Capybara doesn't give a shit. Don't bring your BS hate around capybara. Capybarais gonna chill with some ducks, or some cats, or some cows. Whoever, man! Capybara does not give a FUCK. He's just here to chill, and you can chill too, or you can get the fuck out. Capybara brings the chill, and humans should learn from that.

If you ever find yourself about to kill another person, for any reason besides LEGITIMATE self-defense, then you're an asshole.

Unless they're a billionaire. Pretty sure all of them have it coming for the misery they willfully inflict on others for profit.

[–] The25003@lemmings.world -5 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but those capybaras do eventually get vored by those crocodiles. Thing is crocodiles only have to eat like once every two weeks, but them lazing around in the between period doesn't make for exciting footage.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Get vored"? Wtf man. This makes me want to unalive myself

[–] The25003@lemmings.world -2 points 4 days ago

IDK what to tell you, sleep on a bed of crocs long enough and find out.

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