Canada

They say it takes around 1.5 acres to sustain a person. Farmland rents for around $300 per acre here, so $450 for the year to access the land you need for food. The food itself just kind of grows from that ground and sinks carbon to boot, so that's cool. A human emits carbon, so that's not exactly great for the climate, but you're probably going to do that regardless so we'll consider that a wash.

So, there you go, $450 for your yearly food supply – $37 per month – and the only harm to the climate is you! Much, much, friendlier for the climate than having a farmer's 600HP tractor getting drunk off diesel fuel like it is going out of style, and much more affordable for someone whose time is worthless. And at the same time you have killed agribusiness, bankrupting many once-billionaire executives from John Deere, to Cargill, to Loblaw, and everything in between – preventing them from continuing with their climate destroying activities.

There are always options. The reality is nobody cares about the climate. They may pay lip service to it, but words mean nothing without action. It's easier to pretend it is someone else's fault. And when that someone continues to be "at fault", we can sit back and say "We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!" while congratulating ourselves for a job well done. If the situation weren't so sad, it would be hilarious.