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[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (11 children)

So fluoride is too much, but poop is okay? Got it.

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Poop is natural, fluoride is a chemical!

[–] djsp@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago

I dislike this as much as everyone else, but… Would you give us a "/s" or some other indication of sarcasm? Some people assert what you wrote –or similar things– unironically.

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