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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In "Fallout: Equestria," ponies fire guns and perform other actions using:

  1. Magic and Telekinesis: Unicorns use magic to manipulate objects.
  2. Adaptive Technology: Specialized tools and mechanisms for hooves.
  3. Collaboration: Teamwork leveraging unique strengths.
  4. Creative Problem-Solving: Innovative use of tools and environment.

These adaptations showcase the ponies' resilience in a post-apocalyptic world.

Huh. Dunno if any of that is true, shan't verify

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Ok, now do Fallout: the Care Bears.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or, in Tamers12345’s universe (objectively the best one) you can just DO it… with varying degrees of success.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Sometimes in fantasy or scifi it's fine to say "that's just how it is, don't worry about it" hah