AnUnusualRelic

I'm old too.

It won't be. Maybe 1 999.

You could be a Mormon trying to recruit Scientologists?

It is, for tax purposes.

That's crazy talk!

I tried "dick" to "ass" and that fucking site was absolutely clueless. It's really hard to believe we're in the twenty first century.

I think I can see the poppy seed, all good.

Aka "the default place".

I'm pretty sure that the original sold for something like 45 or 50 at the time. Maybe more.

It's been mentioned in the hacker file for at least 30 years, see https://home.nvg.org/~venaas/jargon/jargon_37.html#TAG2012

WYSIMOLWIG was coined decades ago.

unless you’re literally allergic to proprietary software

You'll need a note from your doctor though.