AnUnusualRelic

Don't forget your beautiful, very expensive paper. That's the important part.

I'm here incognito.

Love it when the CTO is a guy who's work experience was previously selling bikinis, but surely he'll do fine managing the technical team.

Big government is oppressing small businesses again! Thanks Obama!

I thik a lot of the US stuff are things you have to grow with. If you taste them once you're an adult, you see them for what they are and they'll never work for you. Hershey and Oreo being the obvious examples for me.

So many cool designs for the US nazis, isn't it wonderful?

If anything says "hand wash", it's staying in the store.

That's false advertising and might lead to prosecution.

It was supposed to help stop masturbation or something. Why it's still a thing is a bit of a mystery, but then they've always been a bit odd over there.

Their god wants to destroy the US?

I couldn't have figured it out without you. I thought that they were boiled larvae.

That second sentence wasn't strictly needed.