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submitted 1 year ago by theangriestbird@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org

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[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@beehaw.org 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Joe Biden blasted me with his 5g rays a few minutes earlier than expected

Gotta keep us on our toes, the crafty mfer

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

I heard the alert on my phone and suddenly I was dismantling a fired sniper rifle in a city I've never even been to before.

Caught me by surprise.

[–] Ethereal87@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago

It was nice to get an over-the-air update to the microchips they put in my Covid vaccine at least!