this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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Whoever wrote that episode was stoned out of their mind.
The important thing about Voyager is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I needed to recalibrate the holodeck’s stablization matrix. Well, I glued on fake sideburns to my face, as was the style at the time, so that I could go to deck 34, which in those days was called 33b. Where was I? Oh yeah, the important thing was that I had glued on fake sideburns to my face, as was the style at the time.
Okay grandpa Paris
Ok?? Surely it doesn't just end there? Did anyone compliment your sideburns or notice them appropriately?!
I’m going to be honest with you, these…uh…green drinks have made me a little woozy.
Let’s just play a video for the class and then sit silently for the remainder of the day.
I couldn't ask for a better conclusion tbh