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[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hmm yeah don’t do that with any job with decent background checks.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No if you know they're gonna have to check, then you've worked for your cousin Randy at his placeofbusiness doing menialchore related to the industry.

You can confirm this by calling Mr Randolphius McGillecuddy, Esq.

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Some background checks will look into your taxes and finances. Cousin Randy needs to be organised and rich.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Oh bollocks. How do I cancel the voicemail I left Randolphilus.