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[–] AnotherPenguin@programming.dev 26 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

So javascript is wario?

[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Who would be Waluigi?

[–] VivianRixia@piefed.social 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

TypeScript?

It is Microsoft JavaScript.

[–] The_Decryptor@aussie.zone 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

TypeScript is actually pretty nice, it'd be JScript instead.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

TypeScript is only nice compared to JavaScript. It still has most of the warts and footguns of JS, but the typing system really is badly needed.