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Anon accidentally makes a camgirl rethink her life (lemmy.today)

submitted 2 weeks ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 111 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't worry Anon, she was just prepping her Stegosaurus cosplay outfit with multiple dildo plating.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Thagomizer dildo?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Thagomizer? I hardly know her!

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

!fakebandnames@lemmy.world

[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Oh my.. Thank you for the correct term, I'm sure she's been thagomized to the Cretaceous and back by now.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

dildo thagomizer!