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What about mice?
They're already behind the scenes pulling the strings. If swear there was already a documentary novel series and film about this.
IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG!
The trouble with trying to hitch a ride is, the mice plan to stick around and see the end while the dolphins and I have different environmental needs like water and air. It’s not easy getting off this rock
You like rats? Play plagues tale. Then you'll think. Yeah, we might be fucked.