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[–] TheDragonRebornEMA@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (11 children)

You are selling CR7 short. Some of Cristiano's performances in knockout rounds of CLs in threepeat are stuff of almost unattainable legend. If Haaland can come close to that, hats truly off. But I doubt that he will.

[–] jugol@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Ju D. Bellingham

[–] kurtgustavwilckens@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Judesatz Bellinghamderach, the Lisan Al'Gaib. The one that will transform the deserts into gardens. The God Emperor.

[–] malevolentintent@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (7 children)

In b4 Southgate plays him as RB

[–] halfeatenreddit@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

As if Bellingham wouldn’t be world class in every outfield position.

[–] Mom_said_I_am_cute@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Flashback time when I play FIFA Player Career mode and I play as a Striker and for some reason my coach always puts me to RB for the last 15 minutes of the game when we need a goal.

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[–] HelpMeSum1Help@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Southgate: Nobody tell him

[–] WalkingCloud@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] StreetkidLife@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's nothing to do with English hype. There was German media, then Spanish media, and now world media talking about him

[–] WalkingCloud@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

If you read my comment you’ll notice I actually said English media were ‘watching the hype train take off’.

[–] enjoy_your_lunch@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

tbf Bellingham winning England something while the team is being sandbagged and handicapped by Southgate would be a legit achievement

[–] Deetawb@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True, before southgate we were such a great team.

[–] enjoy_your_lunch@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

just because before 'x' there was 'y' doesn't mean 'x' ain't 'x' lol

[–] Phunwithscissors@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think he means England arent being sandbagged they are just dogshit

[–] enjoy_your_lunch@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

he can't be serious then because the current side is pretty fucking good imo and I'm not even english

[–] Phunwithscissors@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Good enough to win a game or two after the group stage sure

[–] AceUK@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean we would’ve literally won the last Euros if we weren’t being sandbagged by Southgate…

[–] Ricb76@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Came down to a crap shoot so you can argue that England can win a Major Trophy. They could have won World Cup too. That game against France was neck and neck.

[–] Big_man03@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
[–] enjoy_your_lunch@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

curious which national sides you rank above them? in terms of squad talent

[–] opdut@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
[–] johnz0n@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

i recently watched the Beckham docu on Netflix. it will be interesting how Bellingham does in the next tournament. similat age and similar "chosen one) status as Beckham in '98

[–] Melicalol@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Please stop man. I been getting spam feed about the promise land since last weekend.

[–] supplementarytables@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

It's destiny. Our fate has been sealed. The gods look at Bellingham as one of their own. There will be no more climate change. Peace and prosperity will befall humanity.

[–] blitzformation@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With every tap-ins, comes blessing upon humanity.

[–] halfeatenreddit@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

You mean those goals that count towards the scoreline?

[–] KenDTree@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

To win it you have to get to the final first, and we did that once. Southgate was the manager

[–] Ricb76@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Came down to a crap shoot so you can argue that England can win a Major Trophy. They could have won World Cup too. That game against France was neck and neck.

[–] Extremiel@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Slacker, why did he not win the world cup?

[–] FloodsVsShips@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] smithdanvers@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I presume the poker subroutine is in the next OS patch the programmers will download into him

[–] LarsP@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Haaland has also neglected to bring peace to the Middle East, causing thousands of deaths!

[–] Big_man03@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
[–] ecidarrac@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He will bring balance to the force

[–] comicsanddrwho@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But what about Peace, Justice, Freedom and Security to the new Empire?

[–] FloodsVsShips@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] smithdanvers@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I presume the poker subroutine is in the next OS patch the programmers will download into him

[–] GourangaPlusPlus@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

"Jude, could I just?"

"Na mate"

"...ok then"

[–] LarsP@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Haaland has also neglected to bring peace to the Middle East, causing thousands of deaths!

[–] matthieuC@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I'll there be cake?

[–] cortez0498@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

New theory, Bellingham is Azor Ahai

[–] yajtraus@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Nah he’s Joseph Smith

[–] akselmonrose@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DekoyDuck@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Confirmed, Vincent Tan is bringing back the red and black and signing Bellingham to Cardiff City.