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Anon is not a merciful cod (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>Be me working at gamestop
>parent asks for a game called "cod"
>tell her there is no game called "cod" but her son probably meant "Rapala pro bass fishing" 
there are lots of fish in that game and the closest we have
>have ton of copies in the back
>we have a deal on, if you buy 2 copies you get 1 free
>she buys three brand new copies of this game
>she comes back after christmas
>all three copies have been opened
>no refund because you opened them 
>a kid out there received 3 copies of a fucking fishing game for Christmas

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[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes because it's totally necessary to spell it "Call of Duty" to a Gamestop employee.

You know, C.O.D., that little unknown indie game that totally nobody ever heard of.

This is clearly fake but if it wasn't that would legitimatelly warrant a warning to the employee for misconduct.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world -5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Buddy, I can guarantee you there are GameStop employees who don't know that "cod" means "Call of Duty". Sucks for the parent, but a good lesson for the kid.

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope you'll never inexplicably turn into a kid for your own sake.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I used to be a kid

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Used too, sounds like you still are.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Nah, I'm way too tall for that - grew out of it.

But on a serious note, learning that clear communication is necessary is an important lesson, and it's way better to learn that from something recreational than something important.