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[–] drkt@scribe.disroot.org 62 points 2 days ago (4 children)

A million-line project spread over a hundred files

It's a script!

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

sqlite is technically just one C source file, so that's definitely a script.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

The compiled binary being another script.
Just in a different language.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Being one source file is the definition of a script?

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

The definition of a script is something the computer executes (if it's a computer script, of course). Everything else people shove into it is extraneous.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait, so the bash script that I broke down into multiple files because I was unable to create and use functions properly, could not be considered a script?

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Guess, I'll be bashing my way to completion.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

GNU Autotools: yes.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

They hate to hear it.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

In a sense it is, before it gets compiled. And yes I'm using the term loosely, please don't @ me people