this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The dilemma of the chicken or the egg problem

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)

how? did them being horny make their parents catholic?

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

OP's parents saw that he would need divine intervention.

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago

Took one look at OP and all three of them went straight to baptism

[–] breakingcups@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One might say, the chick and the cracked egg.

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Sorry, but this sounds hilariously like something a redditor would say haha