Hopeless from the beginning. Conservatives can’t keep you from being who you’re supposed to be, only delay it.
this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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At least it wasn't sergeant major discipline. Imagine the horror
No anon, you became who you were meant to be in spite of your parents. You just be careful about it, ok?
Is what I would say if op was anon, but op isn't anon so obviously the whole thing is fake and gay (which I'd like to remind everyone is not a bad thing).
Why does it feel like youre saying "fake and gay" like you're trying to blend in, like some weird 4chan skinwalker?
Dear Lord, it's the fake gaywalker!
Because this is the greentext sub and that is what people do here.
Yeah, we're literally not on 4chan. For good reason.
It's like a plantation. You enjoy the fruits of their labor, but hanging out there is not for most.
The mountainous burden of irony is truly something to behold. It's like watching that strong dude from Baron Von Munchausen
Parents: "You should be punished for having romantic feelings and a sense of independence"
Me: "I reflexively and ritualistically punish myself whenever I'm feeling romantic or pursuing independence"
Nah. Nothing here that I can see.
How to manufacture sexual submissives 🤔
Fuck my christian upbringing, but would you mind fucking me at the same time?
I don't really think we need to manufacture any more. The way I see it, there's already a natural surplus of bottoms.
natural surplus
Don't you mean national surplus, or global surplus? Or maybe bottoms are just more naturally created?
I'm not saying everyone raised catholic wants a partner who dresses like a nun and makes you call them Mother Superior, but I am saying those are the ones I hang out with
Not hopeless, just overcompensating from the freedom.
OP needs to strongly consider whether he:
- actually likes doing those things, or
- is just entranced/aroused by being able to do things that would be otherwise forbidden by his family and culture.
Either is OK, but when being the source of that behaviour, the former is a lot more healthy than the latter.
But point #1 and #2 are the same.
they can be
Probably a bit of both, anon
But in reality it's not fucked up, it's just who you are and what you like, though again your tight ass upbringing may have given you some ideas
The tight ass upbringing is probably half the equation for his white 'friend.'
Real and gay
Could be transfem, might be straight, which might be even gayer tbh
Nah would have been mentioned if he was anything other than gay.
Fake, claims he isn't a neet. Gay, fantasizes about this green text daily.
It's the rosaries, they look too much like anal beads
First you are at a rosary necklace level, next thing you know you are akuma necklace level and are getting pull started like an 80's weed wacker by a bear dressed like Winnie the Pooh. Many such cases.
That's not what they're for?
Either way they elicit an "oh my god"
Coward /s
I'm not afraid of God for the same reason I'm not afraid of the Easter Bunny
Because they're both chill af, and forgave you for that thing you did that time, right?
Right..?
Because I killed and ate them
Mmmmm chianti.
They make those
The dilemma of the chicken or the egg problem
how? did them being horny make their parents catholic?
OP's parents saw that he would need divine intervention.
Took one look at OP and all three of them went straight to baptism
One might say, the chick and the cracked egg.
Is the reputation of catholics for sexual repression actually true or just a meme
Its definitely true and there's a lot of correlation between sexual assault/misconduct and repression though doing science here is obviously really hard so all I can share is some personal anecdotes.
I see a lot of sex tourists here in Thailand (and Vietnam where I lived previously) from repressed countries like middle east region and India and its scary how badly these people are behaving to the point where they are banned from many sex avenues. I had a fried who basically was a Islam virgin and a complete sexual retard and obviously very promiscuous when detached from that until he managed to grow up in a year or two.
Religious sexual repression is scary. My pet theory is that middle east problems would be solved if every dude was just handed a pocket pussy when they turn 16 lol
I know my comment isn't directly about catholicism but its the same thing no matter which religion is enforcing the repression.
My Catholic friend had most pleasure removed from sex. He doesn't see it as filthy or sinful, but is very nervous by the prospect of disease and pregnancy. He still enjoys having sex because his partners have loved it, and he likes making them happy.
It's more of a game of how quickly/often he can make them climax. For him it is just kind of boring and getting in the way of sleeping/cuddling which he finds much more pleasant.
I think, as with most things, it's a continuum. On one end, they are pretty chill and at the other end are the extremists that are convinced exposed shoulders will instantly corrupt anyone with a penis.
The pic is from Bofuri.