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[โ€“] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 117 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Parents: "You should be punished for having romantic feelings and a sense of independence"

Me: "I reflexively and ritualistically punish myself whenever I'm feeling romantic or pursuing independence"

Nah. Nothing here that I can see.

[โ€“] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How to manufacture sexual submissives ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 6 hours ago

Fuck my christian upbringing, but would you mind fucking me at the same time?

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