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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[โ€“] protist@mander.xyz 74 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Hey, why didn't you accept my friend request? Is it because you're young, attractive and single? I'm like totally not hitting on you, but is it because you're single?*

[โ€“] Bristlecone@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

It's because you're single isn't it!?