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[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 99 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
  • me, an icecube
  • finally, it's my day to shine
  • someone finally takes me out of the fridge
  • clumsy mofo drops me, I'm spiraling downwards into the deep unkown
  • when i think it can't be worse, i got kicked back into the darkness i came from
  • fml
[–] madjo@feddit.nl 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)
  • me, an ice cube
  • ugh, no I don't want to leave the freezer
  • oh no! He's picking me! Grab one of my annoying neighbours please!
  • you know what? I'll jump out of his hands! He'll surely have to pick me up and put me back.
  • what the fuck? He just kicks me underneath the freezer to melt uselessly?!
  • fml
[–] dave@feddit.uk 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)
  • me, an ice cube
  • can't wait to get out of this place
  • door opens every day, but never get to leave
  • anon finally picks me out--this is my chance
  • wriggle out of his inept grip
  • make a break for freedom under the fridge
  • mfw the fuckwit helps by actually kicking me further under
[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago
  • me, an ice cube
  • want to see the outside
  • the door opens and i get picked
  • exited i try to look around
  • get dropped on the floor, still exited
  • get kicked under the fridge
  • enraged i take revenge by feeding mold and warping the floor