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They're on the floor. How would I get them to the sink?? I don't think even Messi could kick them up there.
So there's these things halfway up your legs and they're called knees. These can bend so that you can lower your upper body towards the floor, allowing your arms to reach the ice cube when extended.
Instructions unclear, I tried kicking the ice cube while holding it with my hands and got a concussion after falling
Ice-Cube is now stuck in my ceiling fan.
He's probably got better things to do so you might consider helping him down.
And most of the time people fail with this and instead bend their back.
Beyond the Wall we kneel for no man, you expect me to bend it to a bit of ice?
HA!
Stupid kneelers....