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[–] eighty@aussie.zone 27 points 3 days ago (7 children)

What's the equivalent of "it's never lupus"?

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

"Windows troubleshooting tool will never fix it"

[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's never DNS, until you don't check that first.

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

But it's always DNS

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

"It's never lutris"

[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

It's never solvable with

sfc /scannow

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 days ago

it's never bit flips?

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

It's never a .NET compatibility issue

[–] gens@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago

Nah it's too often the PSU to actually be the proper equivalent