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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Bait or rtaration. Call it. (lemy.lol)

submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by nzmaa@lemy.lol to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] fadhl3y@feddit.uk 23 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

Next stop: Build an underwater city.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 25 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, you need a taxi?

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 8 points 3 hours ago

I wish more billionaires would get on those... and visit WW1 era military shipwrecks...

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The reason why that is a terrible idea is because during WW1, many naval artillery shells used picric acid as an explosive filler, picric acid reacts readily with metals to form highly sensitive picrate salts that are very sensitive to detonation upon being disturbed. Meaning messing with them even slightly has a significant risk of a massive underwater explosion happening. WW1 era military shipwrecks are strictly off limits to divers for that very reason.

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 hours ago

I'll donate my Playstation controllers for his scouting sub.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Would you kindly....?