SPRUNT

joined 11 months ago
[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It's because those motherfuckers desperately want to meet God and believe Trump is their fastpass to heaven.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world -2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Right? How about this: I'll keep the swearing to a minimum if you remove all the religious bobbles from your desk and stop talking about God. You don't have a monopoly on being offended, and respect goes both ways.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Flint, Michigan has some questions...

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

More or less damage than he's currently doing?

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Relaxation is key. Remember, deep breath in to rest, deep breath out to in.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Is *that *what the spotter does? I always had a different impression.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago

The next rally would charge a premium to sit in the "splash zone".

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

My recent benefits enrollment meeting talked about being able to do an annual physical through a virtual visit. Being a man of a certain age, "self rectal exam" was the first thing I thought about.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Great! Now that you've said that, republicans are going to try to outlaw transistors. Or, at the very least, round them up and try to "fix" them into basic resistors.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

"I wanna drink some milk, but it's so flimmin-flammin hard to open."

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

The current republican party is just the nazi party with a GOP flag.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (13 children)

Yeah, that's kinda the whole point of religion.

 

Not this time, certainly.

 

I'm aware that mammogram machines are torture devices designed by pancake enthusiasts, but I don't know if I ever thought about how it works for women with smaller breasts, and where that threshold is. Are mammograms only effective for B-cups and bigger (for example)? Are smaller breasts limited to manual exam and/or sonogram imaging?

Also, are there any correlations between tumor characteristics and breast size? i.e. are lumps in smaller breasts more dense than those in larger breasts? Are there different things to consider when doing a self exam if you have large vs. small breasts (will issues present differently based on breast size)?

Finally, guys, breast cancer isn't just for women. Get yourself a bit of knowledge about it in dudes so you know what to keep an eye out for.

 

I'm fed on the 2025 cruise with my buddy, thanks to our scheming wives, and am curious if there is any advice or "pro-moves" we should know about.

Also, if you'd just like to share your experiences, that'd be cool, too.

 

I think a lot of people forget to check where they are before replying to things (me especially). Serious replies show up in shitposts and are then apologized for, joke comments are made in communities that are more serious, etc.

I was thinking it'd be nice to have the option to make me click through a confirmation of the community I'm in before crafting a data-driven response to something in an askmelolz group.

Bonus points for making it big and colorful :D

 

If I'm paying for my goods and services with actual money, but using prop money for tips, is that bad? In my understanding, tips are given of one's own free will and would be considered a gift to the recipient, the same as if I gave flowers or cookies as a tip. I've also seen fake money passed off by religious people that looks fully real on one side, and has church propaganda on the other side.

This is a hypothetical question that came up when assembling a gag gift for my kid from my parent. I don't plan on doing it (though, there are some instances where it'd be VERY tempting...), but it does make me curious.

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