SPRUNT

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[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Are they white?

(It's a rhetorical question.... Of course they're white)

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

Turns out it just makes you a jackass.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hard work only brings a better life to the person who signs your paycheck.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Tell 'em about the Twinkie.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Best. Air freshener. Ever.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Fill a bowl with 'em, pour in some milk, and give me a spoon!

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The whole country should start sending her "Congratulations On Your Abortion!" Hallmark cards.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

CBT has entered the chat

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

You can't know that for sure.... but I'm guessing no bookie would take that bet.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

AI knows as much about the subjects I ask it as my predictive text keyboard does.

 

For example, my runner-up is Ice-T: A notorious gangster rapper and "Cop Killer" singer currently in his 25th year in the role of CSI detective for the NYPD.
My top spot goes to Snoop Dogg: notorious gangster rapper and marijuana enthusiast who is now besties with Martha Stewart and in demand for cameo voice-overs in children's programming.

Of course, if schadenfreude is your thing, there's legendary comedian-cum-rapist monster Bill Cosby, or the recent falls of any number of the now mask-off nazis permeating the media.....

So, what is your favorite real-person character arc?

 

I would have to think that state schools get federal funding, and federal funding is about to disappear. As a casual fan of college football, it got me wondering what the downstream effects are going to be.

 

Hours spent trying to get someone to buy a car they have no intention of buying are hours NOT spent making sales commissions.

 

Subtle but understandable?

 

The only good nazi is a dead nazi. What games are the best for taking them out?

India Jones and the Great Circle was a good start, and I'm considering Sniper Elite VR for the highly detailed nazi carnage. Wondering what other nazi-killing favorites are out there.

 

I'm not familiar with how they work or what kinds of data they track and return. Would they be useful to track things like plant feeder changes, cpap cleaning schedules, ant farm maintenance...

Can you think useful alternative applications and life hacks for these apps?

edit: I know that there are alternative scheduling apps for virtually any need. That's not the point. I like finding new and useful ways to use existing things.

 

Not this time, certainly.

 

I'm aware that mammogram machines are torture devices designed by pancake enthusiasts, but I don't know if I ever thought about how it works for women with smaller breasts, and where that threshold is. Are mammograms only effective for B-cups and bigger (for example)? Are smaller breasts limited to manual exam and/or sonogram imaging?

Also, are there any correlations between tumor characteristics and breast size? i.e. are lumps in smaller breasts more dense than those in larger breasts? Are there different things to consider when doing a self exam if you have large vs. small breasts (will issues present differently based on breast size)?

Finally, guys, breast cancer isn't just for women. Get yourself a bit of knowledge about it in dudes so you know what to keep an eye out for.

 

I'm fed on the 2025 cruise with my buddy, thanks to our scheming wives, and am curious if there is any advice or "pro-moves" we should know about.

Also, if you'd just like to share your experiences, that'd be cool, too.

 

I think a lot of people forget to check where they are before replying to things (me especially). Serious replies show up in shitposts and are then apologized for, joke comments are made in communities that are more serious, etc.

I was thinking it'd be nice to have the option to make me click through a confirmation of the community I'm in before crafting a data-driven response to something in an askmelolz group.

Bonus points for making it big and colorful :D

 

I only have a familiarity with Christianity and the "no other gods before me" thing. I am curious what other religions have to say about it.

 

If I'm paying for my goods and services with actual money, but using prop money for tips, is that bad? In my understanding, tips are given of one's own free will and would be considered a gift to the recipient, the same as if I gave flowers or cookies as a tip. I've also seen fake money passed off by religious people that looks fully real on one side, and has church propaganda on the other side.

This is a hypothetical question that came up when assembling a gag gift for my kid from my parent. I don't plan on doing it (though, there are some instances where it'd be VERY tempting...), but it does make me curious.

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