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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's split personality (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 16 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

What other parts aren't meant to be washed? Asking for a friend.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 35 minutes ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, belly buttons. At most you're only supposed to wash them once per month. Any more than that and you risk an infection due to imbalance in the microbes in there

[–] Woht24@lemmy.world 1 points 24 minutes ago

I'll choose not.