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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 197 points 10 hours ago (16 children)

Fake: Anon is a respected member of his community

Gay: He puts his meat in other men's mouths

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 42 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 18 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Look, it's only gay if you like it. You can get railed every night at the club in the bathroom, but if you don't like it, it isn't gay.

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 9 points 7 hours ago

I will try not liking it.

[–] TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 43 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 31 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

but if you make your mouth look like a loose butt hole, that's gay right?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)
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