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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 193 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Fake: Anon is a respected member of his community

Gay: He puts his meat in other men's mouths

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I read this as if Eminem had said it. Keep it trashy you psychopath.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 18 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (4 children)

I'm seeing so many new accounts right now. Is this the mass migration from lemm.ee?

[–] SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 hours ago

Lemm.ee refugee here!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 32 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno, but I'd say all the other slim shadys were just imitating

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 7 points 6 hours ago

we're gonnahave a problem here...

[–] Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe from slrpnk? The whole instance is down until mid July.

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 42 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 18 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Look, it's only gay if you like it. You can get railed every night at the club in the bathroom, but if you don't like it, it isn't gay.

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 9 points 7 hours ago

I will try not liking it.

[–] TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 42 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 31 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

but if you make your mouth look like a loose butt hole, that's gay right?