this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] owl@infosec.pub 6 points 56 minutes ago

How to start a mafia with zero $

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 hour ago

I guess this is mutual aid. More like food rescue.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 11 points 2 hours ago

Did I just read a good greentext ?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 hours ago

c/aboringdystopia because here shops usually sell the leftover stuff cheaper at evening and spend to soup kitchen and similiar.

[–] TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 hours ago

He's Morpheus from john Wick

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 76 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Wholesome greentext. OP is based.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 48 points 6 hours ago

Mutual aid in a nutshell.

[–] TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 184 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Fake: Anon is a respected member of his community

Gay: He puts his meat in other men's mouths

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 1 points 50 minutes ago

I read this as if Eminem had said it. Keep it trashy you psychopath.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 17 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (3 children)

I'm seeing so many new accounts right now. Is this the mass migration from lemm.ee?

[–] SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

Lemm.ee refugee here!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 30 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno, but I'd say all the other slim shadys were just imitating

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 6 points 5 hours ago

we're gonnahave a problem here...

[–] Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe from slrpnk? The whole instance is down until mid July.

[–] seekpie@lemmy.seekpie.nohost.me 12 points 5 hours ago

Probably both

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 42 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Look, it's only gay if you like it. You can get railed every night at the club in the bathroom, but if you don't like it, it isn't gay.

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 9 points 6 hours ago

I will try not liking it.

[–] TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 43 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 31 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

but if you make your mouth look like a loose butt hole, that's gay right?

[–] TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 25 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 hours ago

Whayyy are you G A E

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 8 points 5 hours ago

He has eyes everywhere