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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 230 points 15 hours ago (21 children)

Fake: Anon is a respected member of his community

Gay: He puts his meat in other men's mouths

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 49 points 15 hours ago (12 children)

Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?

[–] TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 52 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 36 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

but if you make your mouth look like a loose butt hole, that's gay right?

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 2 points 39 minutes ago

I don't know, ask Kevin Spacey.

[–] TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 34 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You really do have an eye for that sort of thing.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 15 points 14 hours ago

Whayyy are you G A E

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)
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